garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Life is so much better after having sex.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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