I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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