Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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