I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
too bad you live with your parents still
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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