we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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