You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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