Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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