do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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