What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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