lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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