Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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