i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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