so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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