He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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