Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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