I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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