did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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