I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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