handjob tips. give me some.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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