what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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