Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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