it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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