Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
tell me about the eggs
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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