Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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