I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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