He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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