I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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