I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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