Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I would fuck him just for his dog
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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