Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
