found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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