If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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