Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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