I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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