still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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