Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I had to cum in my sink.
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