Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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