Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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