I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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