Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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