At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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