im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Randomize
