I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize