Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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