Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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