idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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