it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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