what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she smelled like a LAN party
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
