ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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