My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
