yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
