just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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