As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
