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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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